"Get em in, Get em out" (new zealand chef)
"I've forgotten more than you'll ever know" (belgian chef)
"When it's black it's cooked" (french pastry instructor)
"Pasta eating welfare bast$#ds" (uttered the last week of ever month)
"Vegans are the Hezbollah of the vegetarian movment" (Anthony Bourdain)
"This curry is so hot, tomorrow you're going to be begging someone to rub cold yogurt on your a$$h@!#" (Malaysian chef)
Comment made to garde manger who is pouring sauce into a container that is obviously too small: "Would you like a smaller container chef?" (sarcastic Manchester chef).... if you were cleaning the floor or picking something up next to Mancheter chef's feet he would motion to his groin and say : "While you're down there, would you mind..."
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