[kuan]

Gawd having a kid turns your brain to mush. Today me and Garrett were downtown. On a lark, we decided to walk into this place called The Melting Pot, a fondue restaurant. I don't usually do this kind of thing but what the heck, Garrett would get a kick out of cooking his own food at the table right? One hour later and $28+tip poorer, I come out feeling like I got bent over and... well, you know what I mean. What did my $28 buy?

Six 31-40 shrimp
2oz farmed Salmon
2 scallops

I pot of artificially flavored oversalted court boullion.

You bet I sent an email to the parent company. Never go to one of these places. You heard it here first. I don't wanna have to say I told you so.