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Originally Posted by eds77k5  i am lurking, someone tell a joke, let's lighten up here, you guys work too much, have a nice and relaxing day.  |
A Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong
WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND: Definitely not!
WIFE: Why not, don't you like being married?
HUSBAND: Of course I do
WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again
WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face)
HUSBAND: (Groans)
WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?
HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?
WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers
HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do
WIFE: Would you play golf with her?
HUSBAND: I guess so.
WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?
HUSBAND: No, she's left-handed.
WIFE: (silence)
HUSBAND: **** .........