Went to a so-called posh restaurant once, one of us order something called Flaming Squid - which was supposed to be brought out and flambed at the table. Dish arrives - its totally not squid and no sign of flames. We call the waiter back and say - Here, this is supposed to be Flaming Squid - What is it? Waiter says I don't know ifs flaming(as in f***ing) shark it's what you ordered. Aye aye aye!!!! We ate quietly and left - never to return. The dish was actually quite good but the attitude of the waiter stank.
P.S. the place is now out of business a couple of years later |