Hey Bombay,
This is off topic - but I reckon you should buy yourself a bunch of flowers and have them sitting at home with no card, no explanation....see what response you get

Then maybe get your hair done and a new set of clothes - maybe this will perk up da man. Every lady needs spoiling - I know i like it when it happens (every blue moon!). Make him wonder what's going on - ack I am being evil - apologies in advance
DC