Not a personal one, but i overheard my best friend in the ladies toilet telling someone how she was enjoying my hen night dinner ( I'd taken all my girlfreinds to a steakhouse in my home town.)
She was applauding the starter, but complaining bitterly that her peppered steak was "Far too peppery"
Just as well i was sitting down or id have pee'd myself laughing
That was 18 years ago... I've since discovered that one can ruin a peppered steak if the incendury powder is not separated from the ground pepper first.
If ur readin this Jan, sorry I took the p(*&*