 A wee Scottish/English joke for you
Hope u understand it. My Brother sent it this morning n im still giggling
PS no offence meant to the English...Honest
A Wee Scottish Tale....
A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a Highland burn.
A Gamekeeper shouts, 'Dinnae drink tha waater! It's foo ae coo's
shite an pish!'
The man replies,
'My Good fellow, I'm from England. Could you repeat that in English for me.'
The keeper replies,
'I said, use two hands - you spill less that way!!!
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