thats a good joke mate....I worked renaissance fair's for years and totally get it.
here's an old one that i still love to tell.....
A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Scotsman are all drinking in a pub. The Frenchman looks down and sees a fly in his wine. He then tosses it out saying "Meh. We French have so much wine that i do not care about this little bit."
Soon the Englishman notices he has a fly in his ale. He tosses it aside saying "We English have so much ale I can afford to waste this little bit"
some time passes among the three when the Scotsman suddenly notices a fly in his Scotch.
He immediately reaches into his drink and grabs the fly saying " Och! SPIT IT OUT YA THIEVING BA**ARD!!
