Q: What do you call a Scot that wears a kilt that comes to his mid thigh?
A: A laddie.
Q: What do you call a Scot that wears a kilt that comes to his knee?
A: A Laird
Q: What do you call a Scot that wears a kilt that comes to his mid calf?
A: A liar
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