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Originally Posted by shroomgirl  ...Nothing like having a beer at a bar with the food network on and someone comes on that has amatuer at best skills, being passed off as a pro..... |
How about a drinking game? For Rachel Ray, like the one's they have for
"24" and other TV shows:
I started to make a drinking game list but a quick google search showed me someone had already done it... Rachael Ray Drinking Game
here are a few examples:
Sayings: 1 sip "EVOO"
1 sip "Guys"
1 sip "Sammie"
whole drink creates an all-new and completely unnecessary abbreviation
Presentation:
1 sip repeats herself
2 sips talks for so long without taking a breath that she nearly runs out of air
2 sips makes an awkward, spastic gesture with her arm
2 sips voice cracks
2 sips forces a laugh at something not funny
Cooking:
2 sips comes back from refrigerator carrying too many ingredients
3 sips drops something on her way back
4 sips drops something, laughs, and says something like "potato overboard!"
whole drink the thing she drops is a
knife!
2 sips provides an obviously wrong measurement, e.g. "about a tablespoon" while she dumps in a half-cup of something
2 sips suggests a crappy substitution (e.g. parsley for cilantro)
Anyway, you get the idea.