I've had people order and send back textbook medium steaks and ask for them to be well done now.
Also getting back to the split plate thing. People also do it for breakfast. "Coffee and hot tea for us please. Can we get the All-American breakfast, split. 1 egg over hard, the other poached. I want bacon, she wants sausage. Can you get me grits instead of hash browns, and she wants oatmeal instead also. Oh Oh, white no butter for me, wheat with butter for her."
All of this trouble and their check is a whopping $10.35, leaving $11 on the table and walking out. |