Well, you might be if...
1) You bring your own aged cheddar to McDonald's
2) Only "gwai lows" order Beef and Brocolli
3) You assume the person who ordered that well done steak is a complete idiot
4) There's never anything on the menu which excites you
5) While dining at Applebee's, you ask for your fish done rare
6) You prefer your creme brulee made with Madagascar vanilla bean, but what you just got served is "ok"
7) You have a hankering for an open faced rosemary smoked free range turkey breast over organic whole wheatberry ciabatta bread
8) Wash that down with a muscavado sugar caramel machiatto of course
9) You neighbour comes over to borrow some salt and you ask... "what kind?"
10) You have a cheftalk email address!
So are you? Be honest, I know who you are!
Love you all
Kuan