Well, it's finally happened: I've gone totally nuts, and I wanted to share with my cyber-family my typical day:

Doing pull-ups on vent hood for exercise.
Rearranging the walk-in by colors.
Putting plates up in the window and annoucing: "TA-DA" and insisting that everyone on line do the same.
Marking things off the prep list that are really, really close.
Letting my tickets physically HIT THE FLOOR before I start working on them.
Insisting I cut ALL steaks to order (we've got all shapes, sizes and parts of cow).
Playing "What ticket?" with wait staff, until they're almost in tears and then selling the ticket.
Sending the new guy to our sister club for the squeege sharpener or food glue or parsley curler.
Making lewd gesters with rubber gloves and water, leaving them to be found in the Freezer.
Turning Dry storage into a grocery store: "The salsa is found on the Mexico Isle."
Blah, blah, blah.....Boy I really need some time off......