My contribution to productivity at my job is to refrain from giving my co-workers the severe beatings they so richly deserve.
When composing an e-mail message to your boss from home late at night, be sure to take inventory of the empty beer cans around you before you press 'send'.
Two Rules For Success:
1) Never tell people everything you know.
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Joe
Exec. Chef, mon bistro à la maison
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I always wanted to be somebody. I should have been more specific. |