Horribly stated in the original post "oh heo naw" but this does bring about an interesting comparison.
I love a good hand rolled Italian pasta or hand-ground German style sausage but for me it's all about the French in Europe.
On the other side... Chinese vegetable dishes are great and Thai curry is incredible but Japan has the prestige and commitment to perfection that trumps the rest.
French vs. Japanese
Both cultural cuisines impress with not only upper scale fine dining food but in casual, affordable fare as well. A French bistro stew or just a few slices of Tuna sashimi... they are relatively equal in enjoyment but for very different reasons.
I can understand people being impressed with "Asian" food with the aggressive spicing but the sublety of French sauces wins me over. And if it is brash, kick you in the tongue flavors you are craving, French cheeses fill the need with ease.
That brings about another point, while clean and essentially perfect for what it is... Japanese food uses a narrower spectrum of incredients and flavors fight eachother instead of combine to create a whole greater than the sum of it's parts.
The French have mastered not only meats, seasonal menus, and DAIRY, they also have beverage pairings that turn a meal into someting greater.
I have the upmost respect for Japanese chefs and the food is great but I just lean towards French.
Mine is not the most informed opinion but I try to contribute with the knowlege and exposure I do have. As I learn more and eat more

my opinion may change. That's all it is though, an opinion.