Sandy does Corn Dogs at he Carnival

[chiffonade]

We won't help her cause just by watching, right? Unless you're a Nielsen family, shows (and hosts) make money when one purchases the items advertised during that particular show, or that are used on that particular show, correct?

. o O (God, I hope so...)

I doubt any serious cook is going to run right out and buy stock in Cool Whip and bagged angel food cake and cream of garbage soup.

[MarkV]

Originally Posted by Kerryclan

Yes!!! I watch it for the same reason people just can't look away from an accident.

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Kerry:

You're too funny!

[Mezzaluna]

I hope she does a Passover episode. "Take the 'mat zoes' and crush them up in your baggie, then put them in the imitation egg mix and add a cup of coffee mate and a packet of taco seasoning and a fruit cup..."

This would be hysterical. Hmmm.. here would be a Passover seder menu, Sandra Lee style:

Chicken soup with matzo balls- made with matzo meal, hard-boiled eggs (safer, you know) and Miracle Whip
Chicken soup made with boullion cubes ("fast and easy!")
Deep fried gefilte fish with horsey sauce (the fake horseradish sauce, squeezed out of the little fast-food packets) served on lettuce
Quick 'n Easy Brisket- roast beef from the deli served in mushroom-beef soup straight out of the can, garnished with diced canned tomatoes
Potato kugel made with Potato Buds, frozen onions and freeze-dried chives, reconstituted with evaporated milk; garnish with a festive sprinkle of paprika
Creamed spinach made with Cremora
Dessert would be one of those sawdust-dry sponge cakes made form a mix, garnished with CoolWhip and blueberry pie filling (you know, blue and white are Jewish colors!)
Cocktails: Manischewitz Cream Concord Grape Wine, rum, club soda and cream. Refreshing!

Can anyone "improve" this menu?

[Kerryclan]

...I don't know if I could make that menu any funnier!

Unfortunately, I don't think it would be far from the truth if Sandy did a Passover menu for 'all my Jewish friends", which I'm sure she would say repeatedly. But she would probably screw up the decorating and have menorrahs all over the kitchen!

Dessert would likely be macaroons made of the leftover coconut from the Tropical Dinner Party episode. Just add some vanilla flavored coffee mate, a little pudding mix, and tons of sugar and margarine.

[chrose]

Originally Posted by Mezzaluna

Can anyone "improve" this menu?

Unlikely! You guys are terrible

[Mezzaluna]

Chrose, coming from you that's a high compliment!