OH ha ha!!
Someone, somewhere has now decreed that cos it's full of Scots produce, it can be declared Scottish... Does it
really matter.
I'm a proud Scot. As patriotic as all get out. But nowhere on my agenda is being defensive of a wee bag of sheeps puddings, just cos some drunk poet wrote an ode to it... Very likely he was pissed at the time.
Do you ken the man's got his 250 year anniversary this year. Good god, we'll never hear the end of it. Rabbie burns this, Rabbie burns that
How about i knock back the rest of this here bottle of cheap plonk and write y'all a few lines to honour the deep fried blooming Mars bar



next poet Lauriet perchance??