It's obvious that secret agent Q is obsessed with me...
Apart from my recipe book she has stolen my diary...
In that diary I describe a relationship I used to have with a cat ten years ago, when my first wife died.
This was a very strange cat. Black and beautifull and very independant. My type of personality.
I used to call this cat Valentine. It was the name of my sister.
I don't remember my sister's face I just remember a spicy and cheerfull dark hair girl.
She has chosen me to be her " owner" or better ; She owned me I didn't owned her.
Valentine when she was bored at home she followed me to work!!
Some days a black head with green sparkling eyes was watching me from the window... She didn't ask to get in, she just wanted to stay there and watch me.
Valentine was very jealous, even for a cat.
When Anat started visiting me at home, at the beginning, Valentine asked me angrily to open the window for her to leave.
When she moved in my appartment Valentine abandonned me for ever.She couldn't stand the presence of another woman in my house.
Some sunny days she appears outside the window of my office. Everytime I go to open the window she hastily dissapears.
Heartless agent Q knowing this sad story of my life tries to torture me for one more time, saying that she is tranformed into a cat...
Unless, secret agent Q, you revealed that story not to torture me but to touch my sensitive heart.
I will think about it Q and I will let you know. If you are going to be my new cat
The original author of Kama Soutra 
