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03-15-2004, 11:38 AM
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Never fret your gizzard over things uncontrollable, for a fretted gizzard soon discombobulates" 
If you can't beat 'em.....let me beat 'em.
Make love not war....unless you love to kill. 
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03-15-2004, 05:37 PM
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Quote: Originally posted by chrose
If you can't beat 'em.....let me beat 'em.
Make love not war....unless you love to kill. [/B]
| That's just like, "guns don't kill people, I kill people" (courtesy of happy gilmore)
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03-16-2004, 11:47 AM
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Quote: Originally posted by chrose
If you can't beat 'em.....let me beat 'em.
Make love not war....unless you love to kill. | I wish I could say that I said those but they actually came form a song called "Whatever happened to the chainsaw juggler" by The Four Postmen! |
03-16-2004, 08:36 PM
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A good mngmt. quote for ourselves is .........
"Why do what you should do today if you can get away with doing it tomarrow"
West vs. East in problem solving ............
Western mngmnt " who can we blame and punish for this problem"
Easterm mngmt "managers , this is the problem and how do we fix it so it happens no more?"
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03-16-2004, 08:57 PM
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The three sentences that will get you through life:
1- Cover for me.
2- Oh, good idea, Boss !
3- It was like that when I got here.
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03-16-2004, 11:31 PM
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"Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot"
I don't know who said it.
RF
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03-17-2004, 06:19 AM
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Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.
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04-05-2004, 08:31 AM
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My mother used a gem this weekend that I think I'll test-drive next time the opportunity arises...
She stumbled on something she was trying to say, then said, "My tongue got in the way of my eye teeth and I couldn't see what I was saying."
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04-05-2004, 02:17 PM
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"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think".
Dorothy Parker.
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What a relief! To find out after all these years that I'm not crazy. I'm just culinarily divergent... |
04-05-2004, 02:33 PM
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Which reminds me of the oldie;
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be lead.
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04-07-2004, 05:55 AM
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Take it easy...and if shes easy, take her twice.
If its not broken, don't fix it. Just smash it then claim it broken.
S-H-I-T...Super High Intensity Training
D-E-L-T-A (as in Delta airlines) Dosn't Ever Leave The Airport or Don't Expect Lugage To Arrice | | |
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