rotflol!
my daughter managed two burger stores last year. annoying people really take their protein seriously....and when those people are drunk and suffering from disassociative disorders, something seems to mystically pull them to fast food outlets like lemmings to a cliff.
annoying drunk lemmings wearing foil hats.
My favorite part of the burger 911 call is when the dispatcher asks if this is a harmful cheeseburger or something. And, protect you from what? A wrong cheeseburger?
__________________ "Our lives are not in the lap of the gods, but in the lap of our cooks." -Lin Yutang
view here a small sampling of my daughers former customers. indeed there must be such a thing as a dangerous burger; these misguided folk all seem to have been traumatized by one such. that or anamolous toilet training practices in early youth........ http://www.zapatopi.net/afdb/testimonials.html