[Jayme]

I get the craziest emails from my aunt- many get deleted- but this one I found so cute- I had to share it......

Once upon a time, in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and set up housekeeping in your castle
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with my mother,
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where you can prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't freakin' think so!

[AprilB]

I spit wine out my nose!!!!

BAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

April

[Salliem]

That is funny...