STRESS DIET
A special formulated diet designed to help people cope with stress that builds up during the day.
BREAKFAST:
1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat bread
1 cup skim milk

LUNCH:
Small portion of lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's Kiss

AFTERNOON TEA:
The rest of the Kisses in the bag
1 tub Hagen Daas Ice Cream with chocolate chip topping

DINNER:
4 bottles red wine
2 loaves garlic bread
1 extra-large Supreme Pizza
4 Snicker Bars

LATE NIGHT SNACK:
Whole frozen Sara Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

and remember STRESSED spelled backward is DESSERTS.
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[momoreg]

Doesn't sound like a hard diet at all!!!!!!!

That is exactly the diet I am on....except that I skip the breakfast and lunch part to save on calories.

[shroomgirl]

Throw in christmas cookies and I'm there

Hmmm..... Graham Kerr, any thoughts.....?

Sounds good to me! How about a few "blender drinks" to warm the soul? Where do they fit in? A nice pina colada or some other smoothie with a little, no, a lot of rum? Sounds like breakfast to me. Who has time to make breakfast? Just throw in in the blender and drink it on your way to work!

[David Jones]

I'm sensitive to sulfites, can I subsitute vodka for the red wine?