[Isa]

Chrose,


It helps if the duck is dead.

[shroomgirl]

Marinated Foie Gras with Grand Marnier....inebriate duck imbibe yourself kill duck (or goose) and cook .....

Can you imagine trying to give an injection to a duck.....

Helps who?

[Isa]

Take a guess, if the duck is dead that leaves a dead duck and...???

[shroomgirl]

What's been missing in this thread is the Cajun injector stuff.....you shot your turkey full of spicy mix with a huge syringe...before deep frying....deep fried turkey is really moist not greasy or nasty. except the skin........

ME....? WAIT A SEC.. IS THIS LIKE THE CHICKEN AND EGG THING?

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[Isa]

Chrose,

You crack me up and I really need it today.

[cape chef]

Sisi, I hope you are feeling more up beat. If not, here is a little joke for you
What has two knees and swims<
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[cape chef]

Sisi, I hope you are feeling more up beat. If not, here is a little joke for you
What has two knees and swims.
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Mama Tunies? Did I win, Huh, did I?

[Isa]

Yes I still need it. Another bad day. Now let's be serious.

Let me see, my first thought was a duck but it doesn't have knees. Then I thought about the turduckens but it doesn't have any knees. Then I had a epiphany and I knew it was the right answer. There it is:

What has two knees and swims?

A ducky rubber ring with you inside.

[cape chef]

No you silly Goose!! A tunefish Get it !!! Huh do you get it Two-knee-fish
Ok Ok I'll go away
Heres to smiles
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[Isa]

Cape Chef


That'a good one. Would never have figured it out. Made me laugh too. Cat looked at me like I was nut. She never seem to understand how funny your computer can be.

[cape chef]

Sisi, Glad to see you laugh.
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P.s Five more post and you will be an Executive Chef. And get a Mug! Hey wait a second I didn't get a mug

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[Isa]

I think the mug offer has expired. Or hasn't Nicko is the ofer still valid? It sure would look cool on my computer desk.