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| Problem: "Chef, I have to take my wife to the doctor today" Solution: Chop faster Problem: "Chef, they just increased the count on this banquet and there's only an hour to service" Solution: Chop faster Problem: "Chef, the dishwasher called in sick" Solution: Chop faster, and then help out with the dishes Problem: "Chef, they forgot to deliver the potatoes" Solution: Run to the store, then come back and chop faster Problem: "Chef, they just took a nine top and a ten top at 11am" Solution: Chop faster.... ![]() Chop faster Kuan |
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| Oh, YES! |
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| i liked the one about the banquet count, that's happened too many times, or they come in the kitchen with a contract in their sweaty little hands and plead for mercy, can you do this today? ha, like we are magicians with banquets up our sleeves, i guess i thrive on this kind of stuff though |
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| Ha. The powers that be where I work call 'em banquet execution orders... as if we've got bunches of banquets hanging around, and just need to execute them. I was thinking about this just the other day... semantics, maybe, but it all came back with you're image of pulling a banquet out of your sleeve. Regards, P
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| Those two words are like the basics we learn.......CHOP FASTER! Chef, I'm bleeding: Get a band-aid, put it on, chop faster. Thanks Kuan, that really works!
__________________ Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see. Arthur Schopenhauer (1788 - 1860) M.E.A.T. Mankind Enjoying Animal Tastiness |
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| Get a band-aid Jeff,some places over here will sack you for having the audacity to bleed in the firms time!Leo. |
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