My oldest son sent me an email with this joke attached:
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at
McDonalds. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and
an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully
divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries,
one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then
he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set
that in front of his wife.
The old man then began to eat, and...