Darn it Siduri! I wanted to say that.
Now I'm stuck with making a swine flu crack which, if I were a better man I wouldn't make.
This little piggy went to market.
This little piggy stayed at home.
This little piggy had roast beef.
This little piggy had none.
And this little piggy went "cough, sneeze" and the entire world's media went mad over the imminent destruction of the human race, and every journalist found out that they didn't have to do too much work if they just...