Had a dishwasher call in because he couldn't find his shoes.
Told him the day shift disher would loan him his shoes, so come on in.
He showed up, with orange Converse on.
"I thought you couldn't find your shoes?"
"Oh, these are different ones."
I always pictured him sitting around with his friends before work, not wanting to come in, and his buddies saying "they can't make you work without shoes, tell them you have no shoes."
Same place, different guy, called in...