1. Blessed Are the Cheesemakers.
2.I charge a lot for anything black- grapes, olives, black currants.
3.Mother always said I was sensitive to onions, as my great aunt Tita...
The last time I cut myself at work was on a piece of bread. Yes. Bread. And not while cutting bread or with a knife in the area or anything like that. (This is where you get that great visual of somebody getting sliced open with a piece...
My spouses' cooking skills sort of fossilized at the time we met- I feel its mostly my fault. I think I killed her cooking skills with love- why should she spend so much time and energy in the kitchen when I could go in there and just...
An egg and a chicken are lying in bed together. The egg turns over and starts falling asleep. The chicken, in a short tone says "Well.... I guess that answers THAT question".
Mr. and Mrs Potato Head were crossing a street when a car comes careening around the corner, hitting poor Mr. Potato Head and severely injuring him. Soon the EMT's and ambulance arrive and take him to the ER. Mrs Potato Head, waits hours...
A man decides to enter a silent order of monks. The Abbott tells the man that the monks are only allowed to speak once a decade. The man agrees. So 10 years go bye and they ask the man if he has anything to say and he says "My bed...
We had the health inspector come in last week right during the middle of lunch service. Even though it was busy I had my kitchen manager walk through with them, take notes on any concerns and pay attention to anything that the inspector...
Make sure the turkey is completely thawed and patted dry inside and out. The local news ran a story about unsafe turkey frying practices and had the local fire dept. drop the frozen turkey into the vat of hot peanut oil. The fireball...
