Posts by Dear Abby

Could Dear Abby get her tickets in the time traveling section? She longs not so much for a place, as a time in her life. Abby

My dearest Athenaeus, In all seriousness, Dear Abby wishes you and this young child the very best. It is a gift that few can give. Mas Mouts! Abby

Dearest John, How very sweet of you to try to reproduce the cake of your childhood for your sister. Dear Abby applauds this. She has found, she is afraid, that one can never quite do the thing. Memory adds flavor, she...

Dear Abby bought that for Henri for Christmas. It does indeed make a lovely cake! Abby

Herr Wusthof, Dear Abby is flattered that you should think she is related to Mlle. Quenelle. She has heard some rather nice things about this Quenelle. She is afraid, however, that you are mistaken. Dear Abby is very simply...

Dear Abby votes for purple! She thinks that purple is such a lovely color and always reminds her of the poem. Not, you understand, that she is old. Abby

My dearest Suzanne, Your trout treatment sounds delightful! Dear Abby is now quite regretful that she was unable to bring her gamekeeper Lawrence with her during her stay in Wyoming and Montana. He could have plied his expert...

Bonjour! Oh, how lovely! Dear Abby has been terribly busy but is so thrilled to be back. She has been visiting friends in Utah and returned just in time to visit with Dear Jane who was here for the Vagina Monologues in Rapid City. ...

Welcome B.C. Chef! Dear Abby loves to surround herself with people with a passion for cooking! Voila! She believes you will very much enjoy yourself here. Abby

Dear Abby would like to offer the esteemed Cape Chef her heartfelt congratulations for his remarkable achievements. Let her clarify, however, that she does not number 3000 posts in her list of the Cape Chef's most important...