Jeremy, surely you expected Siduri's response. It's a bit like asking a Catholic priest for communion and telling him you reject the Holy Trinity. Please don't be offended. Most of us respect vegetarians and vegans, but as passionate...
I wouldn't bother. Proper cheese has 4 ingredients, all natural. Analog cheeses, while being extremely high in salt, are also full of chemicals. It's not a worthwile compromise.
Sure. The only relevant difference between cheese and milk/cream is potentially animal rennet. Is this what's keeping you from cheese?
The reason I ask is that there are animal friendly alternatives to renneted cheeses.
I heard somewhere that pressing # for several seconds if there's a delay when you answer, helps. I tried it; seems to have worked. I get much fewer calls now. Coincidence perhaps?
I also tried the "can you hold" approach....
It sounds like a no brainer really... Your ability to hold on to that knife vs leaving the people who love you. Nothing I repeat NOTHING is that important. Your health should come first. Get better, manage your stress, your disease,...
Well I sure can't beat Mezz' technofunkarama greeting, but I echo her sentiment... Have a wonderful b-day Greg; may all good things come to you this year!!