Had an "adult fast food" lunch yesterday for the soon to be MIL birthday.
Went to Bensi, a higher end Italian chain.
I ordered the Cold Antipasto (10.95) appetizer that was described as "various salami, cheese, olives, roasted red peppers, and sundried tomatoes"
I had iceburg lettuce, with rolled up slimey ham and cheese, olives and the rest of the stuff...
Didn't know boars head ham was "various" salami.
also, the lunch portions (and prices of course) on the menu were not served on Sundays? (it was 11:45am!)