Stupid paper hats, I can't take it anymore! Always getting blown off in the air curtain, falling in my stock, taking a dive in the deep fry, too small for my fat head, getting knocked off by the ^$@#$@^!!! vent hood, fastening tape dissolving in the sweat of my brow, never lasting the full shift, one dollar a fricking pop!
I hate you paper hat...
from walk-in's heart I stab at thee,
from line's heat I spit at thee!
SOB :cry: Why won't they let us use cloth touqes?!?