Wait, are you THE AxlRose???? Whether you are, or just AxlRose, welcome. :D
Okay, brown rice. First of all, you do know that brown rice is just like white rice, but still with it overcoat on. By that I mean brown rice is a whole grain that hasn't been milled and polished yet. This makes for 2 big differences when you cook it, compared to regular white rice:
1. Brown rice is a lot healthier, since it still has the bran and germ, and so a lot of the vitamins and minerals; and
2. Brown rice takes a lot longer to cook, because the natural coating that's still on it sort of protects the starch inside from the heat and water.
There are two basic methods for cooking almost any rice:
1. the 2-to-1 method, in which you measure the rice and add twice as much water; and
2. the lots-of-water method, in which you dump the rice into a lot of boiling water (doh!) and drain off the extra water when the rice is cooked.
In both methods, brown rice takes about 40 to 45 minutes to cook all together. (If you add up the time that chefcookie gave, it totals to . . . 40 minutes! :p )
If you use the 2-to-1 method, you could use 1 cup of rice and 2 cups of water (or a little less, as chefcookie suggests), plus a little salt and a little butter or oil. Mix it in the pot, cover it tightly, bring it to a boil over high heat, and as soon as it boils turn the heat down as low as it can go and still stay on. Keep that cover on! After about 40 minutes, take off the cover and take out a grain or two -- it should be a little chewy but pretty much dry. If it's still pretty soupy, turn the heat up a little and leave the cover off, cook it for a while longer (like about 5 minutes), but keep an eye on it so it doesn't burn.
If you use the lots-of-water method, just bring a large pot of salted water to a boil, and dump in the raw rice. Let it boil for about 40 minutes, stirring every once in a while. Taste a few grains after 40 minutes, and if it seems done (again, just a tiny bit chewy), then it IS done. Drain it well through a sieve and serve.
In either case, 1 cup of raw rice will give you about 3 cups of cooked rice.