I'll give you 1 you may find a little cuteMy cousin was around the age of 4 or 5 years old. She dials 911, the dispatcher answers. What does my cousin say?
"Hi, my name is Meagan. I just got 2 new guinea pigs. I named them Milk Chocolate and Coffee."
"Um...is this an emergency?"
"No, I just wanted to talk to you. Ok bye!" [!click]
and yes this did happen. In fact, the dispatcher requested 2 officers to go by and give her a little serious talk about using dialing 911.