I come home from work today, and find my neighbor in my yard, once again, with his lawnmover, once again, mowing my grass on my side of his fence.
So, I approached him and said, "Look it, you're on my property with your lawnmower, whats sup with that?"
He says "Until you start maintaining your lawn, I am going to keep mowing your grass".
I told him to stay off of my property, and leave my grass alone. I don't have to mow my grass, according to the city, until it is over 6" long. You may wish to crop your grass just like your redneck Joe Bazooka crew cut, but I happen to like natural things, you know; just like the rest of the entire neighborhood, I like to have a natural yard, as much as I can".
"You're the only one along this entire corridor that has fence in his front yard, and has poured 7 truckloads of cement everywhere you could, so don't tell my how your property is enhancing my property value. I've had 2 Real Estate agents over to assess what you're doing to my property value, and they told me that nobody is going to want to buy my property and live next to this monstrosity that you've created."
So, I walked off; he continued to mow my yard; and I'm sitting here wishing that I knew what I should have really done.
I trust that you, my fellow forum friends, will help me out with your suggestions and insights.