"Donuts: is there anything they can't do?"
"I dream of meatball sandwiches. All you can eat. Two bucks."
"You don't win friends with salad."
Homer: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Homer: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal.
Homer: Heh heh heh. Ooh, yeah, right, Lisa. A wonderful, magical animal.
"Son, a woman is like a beer. They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own mother just to get one! But you can't stop at one. You wanna drink another woman!"
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."
Ah, The Simpsons. The world would be a much worse place without them.