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Where can I get fresh lemur?

post #1 of 19
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Where can I get fresh lemur?
post #2 of 19
maybe where you buy the femur bones!
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post #3 of 19
Madagascar is a good source of lemurs... you can also grab some nice vanilla while you're there. However, I'd watch out for the government as I think they frown upon lemur hunting.
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post #4 of 19
How do they feel about lemur femur?

scb
post #5 of 19
[IMG]file:///C:/Documents%20and%20Settings/dennis.crowley/Desktop/LEMUR.jpg[/IMG]

Looks tasty. On the other hand, if Shel doesn't share what he's up to, would he be a lemur femur schemer?

Oh, the pain, the pain....
post #6 of 19
But seriously folks...

You can't.

Jock
post #7 of 19
I concur - then that would be a lemur femur schemer misdemeanour :crazy:
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post #8 of 19
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lol lol lol lol
post #9 of 19
maybe a recipe would be - lemur femur in a steamer

....aren't you glad you started this abefroman lol :)

DC
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post #10 of 19
Or, for take out, you can have lemur steamer femur in your Beemer ...

Shel
post #11 of 19
Goodness me hehe....ok I reckon we about done this to death :)
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post #12 of 19
Stand at the bottom of a cliff?
















Oh, wait, that's lemmings.
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post #13 of 19
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Originally Posted by abefroman
Where can I get fresh lemur?

Stand at the bottom of a cliff?

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You're thinking of lemmings.

Shel
post #14 of 19
And want to know how to get the most juice from your lemur? A lemur reamer.
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post #15 of 19
You probably can't get lemur anywhere but Madagascar.
post #16 of 19
Unless.....

You have an unscrupulous pal who works as a zoo-keeper?
post #17 of 19

THE Abe Froman???

The sausage king of Chicago???

Perhaps you could supply me with some Lemur kielbasa?
post #18 of 19
I export dried lemurs.

Miscellaneous

How many would you like?
post #19 of 19
Thread Starter 
I'll take 1 ream er, wait, is that only used for measuring paper?
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