Need help to find really good country ham!

I'm in trouble :eek:

My Christmas ham source in Cape Girardeau, MO has gone out of business after 72 years. :cry: I've gotten my whole, cooked Christmas ham from them for about fifteen-eighteen years ; it's very much a family tradition. My father's family farmed in Jackson, MO, just up the road from Cape, for four or five generations, and slaughtered and processed their own hogs (and other tasty animals) until fifteen years or so ago. I found Esicar's on a visit for a cousin's wedding, and we started ordering for Christmas delivery.

I've surfed the web, including a few suggestions from the retired owners of Esicar's Smoke House, but can't seem to find whole, cooked, long-hung, well-smoked country ham. (I would not let a honey-cured ham in the house.)

As a complete purist, I would cook it myself, but the proper cooking of a whole country ham (really the back leg of a hog) reqires a pot just slightly smaller than your bathtub, and is a huge hassle. From Esicar's I got a 16-pound smoked and cured hog-leg, cooked, for about $50 including shipping. I have no objection to re-heating, skinning, and then carving the real McCoy.

I'll pay more, I'll pay more! for the right thing.

Can anybody with hands-on experience point me in the right direction?

Thanks in advance.

Mike

I don't wanna take the family to MacDonald's for Christmas dinner.

Well, Joe-

Thanks for the addresses: I'll look into these tomorrow. I'm well acquainted with the Smithfield/Virginia hams, and I know how they run the hogs into the harvested peanut fields in the Great Dismal Swamp area of Virginia. (Just ask Chloe) The hogs root out every last peanut that the harvesters missed, which are quite a few, and they (the hogs, not the peanuts) are then turned into Smithfield hams.

Smithfield was acquired by the ITT congolomerate quite a few years ago, and I've been reluctant to go with them as long as I had the good down-home smokehouse that Esicar's in Cape Girardeau was until they closed last September.

Best,

Mike

I grew up in Maryland and spent some summers in Fredericksburg, VA, so I'm quite familiar with Smithfield hams.They were very good, way back when. I came to prefer the Missouri hams as produced by Esicar's in Cape Girardeau, near the ancestral family farm. (And was put off when Smithfield became a division if ITT.)

I need a ham that's been well-smoked in hickory and hung to dry for six months at least. It should be tough as a drill sargeant's boot, and thus needs to be sliced VERY thin.

When in college, my daughter invited a Jewish friend to Christmas dinner. I told her, in some alarm, that we were going to have our traditional ham (which was already delivered and in the fridge) and to warn him in advance. He said not to worry, there was a little-known dietary law that, if sliced very thin, ham was Kosher, after all. We all went with that, and it seemed to work. :roll:

Anyway, to cook a whole country ham, it is absolutely imperative the the ham be ENTIRELY submerged in the cooking water, which implies a pretty big pot. That's why it's such a hassle, especially since I have an electric stove in the condo.

My late sister used to send me a good Maryland country ham, from a place near Frederick, MD. I know Kentucky hams have a great reputation, and I've heard good things about Tennessee hams. Of course, the Cajuns do Tasso, which is a little different animal....so to speak. I've heard that Vermont hams are smoked over smouldering conrcobs. That doesn't do much for me.

Anyway, I'll keep hitting the web and I appreciate all the interest and help.

If anybody has some more hamology, I'd be interested to hear it.

Mike

G-Gal...

Thanks and, yes I have been aware that Esicar's had been started up again, by the Wisnant family that owns American Grass Fed Beef of Doniphan, MO.

It's a family business that raises and processes their grass-fed beef: Dad is the farmer, Mom is a vet, and various of their six kids run their packing plant and other operations. It sounds like a wonderful small business.

I met one of their sons, Jack Wisnant, a year or so ago when he was demo-ing the family beef at our local Whole Foods. Turned out he knew my late uncle Roy, who was the last operator of my father's family's farm in Jackson, MO and who was a very big guy in Black Angus show cattle circles. Jack and I had sort of an Old Home Week chat, and he told me they were in negotiations to acquire Esicar's Smokehouse.

They have done so since then, and it's now operating as "Old Hickory Specialty Meats." Their phone is 573-335-9283, if you want a nice country ham, smoked sausage or bacon, or a neat hickory-smoked cheddar cheese. (I'm not working on commission.) :crazy:

Their beef website is

Grass Fed Beef - Steaks - Dry Aged

I plan to go with them for next Christmas's ham.

Thanks again.

Mike :beer:

G-Gal-

Hope it was worth the trip, though I can't understand how the he!l they could lose the smoky aroma of 70-odd years of smoking in the building.

On our last visit, a good 25 years ago, we had our two oldest kids with us and were picking out some bacon, cheese, sausage, and sliced ham to take back to Chicago. A kid about 10 years old came in and a clerk said to him

""Harr yew, Tommy?"

he replied "Ah'm fahhn, Mr. Smith"

my kids were too polite to react in the store, but when we got out to the car, they broke up over the accents.

I told them to knock it off - if their grandfather had not become the first in the family to go to college, at the University of Missouri at Columbia (the only one they had at his time) and wound up as an officer in the U S State Department, they would be working the family farm in Jackson and talking in exactly the same way.

In a regional accent which I find quite attractive. :D

I spent 12 years listening to blue-collar Boston accents, and southern Missouri talk beats the he!l out of that. :bounce:

Mike

...they sound wicked retaded to me.

Pretty funny, Chris, and I think you got that accent just right! :D

I apologize for the aspersion.

Mike