Speaking of Mae West, wasn't it she who said "I was pure as the new fallen snow....but I drifted."
Which in turn prompted Tulaluh Bankhead to describe herself as being "pure as the driven slush!"
And when it comes to boy/girl relationships, GBShaw was sitting next to a lady at a dinner party. He asked her, "would you sleep with me for a million pounds?"
"For a million pounds," she replied, "of course."
He then asked, "Well, would you sleep with me for ten pounds."
"Ten pounds!" she exclaimed. "What do you think I am?"
His response: "Madam, we've already established what you are. We're just dickering over price."
They have taken the oath of the brother in blood, in leavened bread and salt. Rudyard Kipling