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post #121 of 304
8/9/09 at 4:49pm
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Haha :lol:
post #122 of 304
8/10/09 at 6:08pm
Glad you liked it.

Ok here's a quick one.

Q.: What's the last thing to go thru a moth's brain as it hits your car's windscreen?
A.: Its bum

Ohmigosh that's witty
post #123 of 304
8/10/09 at 6:21pm
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HAH I told my kids that one just a few days ago :D

Here's one that I told them today (credit George Carlin, I think): What do you call a fish with no eyes? a FSH.
post #124 of 304
8/12/09 at 3:27am
oh lol...might try that on my guys :)

Its been windy here....heard this quote about it today.

The wind is the worst enemy of the cat and of women.
It ruins their whiskers and hair.
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post #125 of 304
8/13/09 at 6:37am
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I have no point here, just thought this was funny

post #126 of 304
8/13/09 at 5:22pm
Yeti....What on earth? :lol:

That makes my brain ache trying to make sense of it... :crazy:
post #127 of 304
8/13/09 at 6:06pm
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You recognize him? Kinda?
post #128 of 304
8/13/09 at 7:01pm
aha! Now you mention it.....that's even funnier. Someones had fun making that...LOLOLOL
post #129 of 304
8/13/09 at 7:50pm
Tomorrow August 14 is my birthday. Could someone sing Happy Birthday to me in the voice of Susan Boyle, Natasha Bedingfield, Rod Stewart, Beyonce or Pussycat Dolls. I'll appreciate that very much;)

Thanks
post #130 of 304
8/13/09 at 7:53pm
Try this for something interesting....makes a good laugh after a long week...
(mods - its clean! :) )


Mach es machbar - mit Microsoft Office Project 2007
post #131 of 304
8/13/09 at 7:54pm
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I'll sing it with Jimmy Hendrix's voice--a dead person doesn't sing too well, but anyway,

Happy Birthday to you . . .
post #132 of 304
8/13/09 at 7:56pm
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Das ist bloed, but funny lol
post #133 of 304
8/13/09 at 8:00pm
Lol thanks, now try the guitar,

good night and pleasant dreams to all
post #134 of 304
8/13/09 at 8:01pm
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post #135 of 304
8/15/09 at 12:24am
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Jai Hind! It's India's Independence Day.

India is an amazing country. With such a diversity of religions and cultures, and over 200 languages, it holds together as a country not through violence or intimidation, but because the people are proud of their country. There is a common cause, more important than their differences. That is how the world's largest democracy thrives!
post #136 of 304
8/21/09 at 8:35pm
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Does "El Charrito" mean anything at all in Spanish? I saw that brand and wondered if it was faux Espanol. I couldn't find an enya to put on that N.
post #137 of 304
8/22/09 at 12:58pm
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If anyone wants to listen to live recordings of a TON of bands, here's a great source. Some recordings are great, others not so great.

Internet Archive: Browse

My favorites so far are Steve Kimock, Green Light, and Bela Fleck.
post #138 of 304
8/23/09 at 1:46pm
According to Wikepedia, it means "little cowboy"

El Charrito - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
post #139 of 304
8/23/09 at 1:58pm
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hmmm, I googled "charrito" and found nothing except in the context of "El Charrito", which makes me wonder . . .
post #140 of 304
8/23/09 at 3:54pm
Well, maybe my Google is better than yours :p

Seems to be every food place calling itself El Charritos serves mexican food, have also read that Charro (Charrito is just the diminuitive of Charro) style cooking was originally food charred over a grill...

El Charro's are the Mariachi type of cowboy - according to most info out there. The link is probably their method of cooking while out looking after the herds I'm guessing. Just a thought

Here's a piccy of an El Charrito :)

http://th09.deviantart.net/fs11/300W..._by_TOTOPO.jpg
post #141 of 304
8/23/09 at 5:45pm
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Okay, that explains it:D
post #142 of 304
8/24/09 at 4:09pm
Definition of frustration....Trying to slam a revolving door
post #143 of 304
8/24/09 at 6:44pm
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Question: Why is it that when you're looking for something, you always find it in the last place you look?

Answer: Because once you find it, you stop looking. (Hopefully).
post #144 of 304
8/24/09 at 11:06pm
Ahh Grasshopper, but does that apply to happiness?
post #145 of 304
8/24/09 at 11:11pm
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I don't know how to answer that, but hmm I will try.

The grasshopper finds hoppiness in its nature, or else it would be dead (same with beer).

Oh wait, you said happiness.
post #146 of 304
8/24/09 at 11:21pm
hoppy by name, happy by nature? :)

Q: What does a really drunk pastry cook do best?

A: Bake blind
post #147 of 304
8/24/09 at 11:29pm
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I'm trying to grasp that but I can't so far . . . :o
post #148 of 304
8/24/09 at 11:31pm
Blind drunk? :p and pastry cooks...hmmm lessee, they bake? oh I give up :lol:
post #149 of 304
8/24/09 at 11:38pm
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The problem is that Aussies speak English somewhat and we Americans don't. I try to, though.
post #150 of 304
8/24/09 at 11:41pm
You are forgiven. I can't understand some spoken American.

Ooh look you just hit 1400 posts. Time to celebrate. Throw a prawn on the barbie :)
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