A guy was sitting in a restaurant in Spain and noticed the patron sitting near him eating what looked like a very generous and appetizing dish. He calls the waiter over and asks what the dish is.
The waiter proudly replies, "Why, that is the specialty of the house. It is bull testicles! You are right to admire the dish, it is truly delicious!"
So the guy says "I'll have that then!".
The waiter replies, "I am sorry, sir, but you see there is only one bull-fight per day, so we can only serve the dish once a day."
SO the guy comes back the next day, and orders the dish. When served, it is a very small portion. He calls the waiter over to ask why the dish is so small compared to the generous portion he saw the other customer eating yesterday?
The waiter replies, "I am truly sorry sir, but sometimes, ze bull, he wins...."
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The waiter proudly replies, "Why, that is the specialty of the house. It is bull testicles! You are right to admire the dish, it is truly delicious!"
So the guy says "I'll have that then!".
The waiter replies, "I am sorry, sir, but you see there is only one bull-fight per day, so we can only serve the dish once a day."
SO the guy comes back the next day, and orders the dish. When served, it is a very small portion. He calls the waiter over to ask why the dish is so small compared to the generous portion he saw the other customer eating yesterday?
The waiter replies, "I am truly sorry sir, but sometimes, ze bull, he wins...."
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