"What do your want on your vegetarian pizza?"
"Dead pigs and cows."
"What??"
"Hey--they're vegetarians."
On a similar note (food and fantasy story), Steven Brust's latest "Dzur" involves eating a rather amazing meal as the starting point into each chapter. Each chapter starts with a course in the meal. Fits well in the series, but in this case does not stand alone well.
Phil
me eat it all the time












