If you’re looking for dining companions close by, my mother-in-law lives in a retirement home in South Jersey. You’ll have to pick her up. Then you will have to listen to the long, long, long list of things she can’t eat because of her medication. After that you will be treated to listening to why she has to take the medication. She will then want to know what religion you are so she can ridicule it, followed by a discussion of your personal politics and more ridicule. No matter how tired she says she is, do not let her stay the night. She will stand outside your bedroom door all night long trying to listen in, I think you know what she’s listening for.
On second thought, never mind. But hey, she’s ours and we love her.:crazy: