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A real mean joke..

post #1 of 10
2/28/09 at 7:09am
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Replace all the coffee in your office or kitchen with decaf. :D
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post #2 of 10
2/28/09 at 9:40am
Make a cheesecake with sweet 'n' low and the graham cracker crust with melba toast and margarine.
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post #3 of 10
2/28/09 at 12:57pm
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Sorry moving my own thread. D'uh! :D
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post #4 of 10
2/28/09 at 8:51pm
In my kitchen, that's a suicide attempt. Because I will hunt down anyone who steals my coffee.

My April fool's joke this year is dying my dad's dog green. He hates the color, and the dog is perfect for it. A 60 pound, long hair, labradoodle. I'm thinking Kool-Aide, it washes out easily.
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post #5 of 10
3/1/09 at 5:41am
headaches, all those caffine addicts will be nasty, asleep, or both.....
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post #6 of 10
3/1/09 at 3:16pm
Nastiest practical joke I ever saw was when "someone's" car keys were pick-pocketed. When asked if anyone saw them, the reply was:

"Yup. Saw them at the bottom of the glucose bucket"

Nasty, nasty, nasty.

Same guy also like to pour a cup of sugar down girl's backs during those hot and sticky summer months.......
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post #7 of 10
3/1/09 at 3:48pm
Fill the sugar bowl with salt . . . if nothing big will be going to waste.
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post #8 of 10
3/2/09 at 4:53am
Can you imagine that going down for a prime rib dinner? Painful!
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post #9 of 10
3/2/09 at 3:03pm
That should work.
In The Wizard of Oz, the horse of a different color was colored with Jell-O (in it's powdered form).
I don't see why Kool-Aide would be much different.
Your dad is going to be seeing red, lol.
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post #10 of 10
3/2/09 at 7:15pm
Well, I was going to shave him (that's what the brother and I did last year, we shaved half of him the other half had polka dots of fur) but the brother moved to Australia and the dog looks pathetic with no fur.

So dying the burnt orange dog green seems like the next best thing. At least when I do it, he won't blend into the wooden floors.

I'll google dying with jello. Never heard of that. Thanks Jim, dad is going to love you. :D
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