Heaven or ****.....
Warren Zevon died. He wakes up and finds himself on a stage on
which a number of instruments are set up. A door offstage opens
and in walk Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Brian Jones, Jerry Garcia, John Lennon,
Otis Redding, and Buddy Holly. Each musician picks up his favorite
instrument and begins tuning up. He walks up to Jimi and says,
"Man, so this is what heaven is like."
Jimi looks at him and says, "Heaven? You think this is heaven?"
At that moment, Karen Carpenter walks in, takes her seat behind the
drums, and says, "Okay guys, 'Close to You'. One, two, three, four .. "