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post #1 of 22
3/25/09 at 10:33am
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I want to throw this out there so that there is no misunderstanding:

I love all of you, but if zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.
:beer:
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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post #2 of 22
3/25/09 at 12:00pm
That's clear, Jim - but in the same spirit, may I just make it clear that if zombies ARE out there - it'll be me tripping you :lol:
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post #3 of 22
3/25/09 at 1:27pm
Thread Starter 
Understood Ishbel.
I take some solace in knowing that I don't have to be faster than a zombie, I just have to be faster than you.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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post #4 of 22
3/25/09 at 1:57pm
zombies are on their own individual trip, so neither of you need worry.....

otoh, if the Swveedish Chevf is after you with his cleaver, you could haft a problem.
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post #5 of 22
3/25/09 at 4:48pm

hmmmm

just to be clear from a chef point of view, I've tripped up many a zombie with jello pudding!
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post #6 of 22
3/25/09 at 5:57pm
Post it at work and in your kitchen now!!!

more than taste fine
me eat it all the time
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post #7 of 22
3/25/09 at 6:55pm
Guys...gals...


If a zombie is chasing us, I'll set down a plated braised pork belly to stop him.





























RPM will be sure to stop and fix my (admittedly) sloppy plate and we'll all be saved ;) (sorry RPM)



dan

Enjoy the Food!

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post #8 of 22
3/25/09 at 7:54pm
The civilized solution is for RPM to have Nurse Wretched perform lobotomies on all the zombie. Then you can train them to do meanial tasks in your kitchens. :look:






[PS. spelling was intentional :lol:]
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post #9 of 22
3/26/09 at 9:41am
Zombies only want live brains, so I'm safe.....;)
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post #10 of 22
3/26/09 at 10:07am
oh Buffffffyyyyyyyy.....HELP! where's a vampire, zombie slaying girl when you need one?
cooking with all your senses.....
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post #11 of 22
3/26/09 at 3:47pm
Can't trip me if I'm using you as bait. You will be remembered...for your delicious innards that zombies seem to love :D
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post #12 of 22
3/27/09 at 10:26am
you lot are all certifiable :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

geesh i have missed you lot
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post #13 of 22
3/27/09 at 12:14pm
they may be certifiable but this little thread put a chuckle in my day :crazy:
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post #14 of 22
3/29/09 at 8:21pm
The younger run faster. HAHA, I'm safe. Between gym class and creepy old men on the street, I've gotten my practice running from zombies. I'm so ready. I'll even have time to prepare the get away vehicle for those that survive. When's the date, 2012?
It's a wonderful thing to be spoiled in the way of food.
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post #15 of 22
3/30/09 at 7:20am
you may run faster but you've not had a lifetime to absorb zombie movies....which provide the secrets......so who are these screen writers?
cooking with all your senses.....
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post #16 of 22
3/30/09 at 7:56am

Zombies

I have to agree with Shroomgirl. Unless you grew up in the late fifties early sixties watching Sat afternoon horror you are totally unprepareed to deal with this issue. Speed is useless. After taking out the slower members of the herd, a zombie is nothing but persistent. Ala Night of the Living Dead.

The virus that took out the Martians in War of the Worlds only works on Martians.

Military hardware only blows the bad guys up, then you are chased by pieces of zombies. When the pieces get close you might try out your knife skills. Probably won't work but great as a teaching tool in culinary school.

There are only two ways to consistently deal with this situation. Try electricity first. This usually works best on the bigger monsters. The ones that are tall enough to walk into power lines. If your zombies are of more standard size then sound waves are the answer. Try squeeling. High enough long enough Might work. If all else fails try old time country western yodeling. There was a movie with Jack Nicholson as president where that worked on Martians but I'm sure zombies would be no problem.

Always remember, the treachery of the old will win over the energy of the young every time.

Tim
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post #17 of 22
4/7/09 at 1:57am
Oh dear, way too many years of FPS gaming probably have equiped me with the non running method of dealing with this.

The ID software method, Rocket or grenade launcher. Rail gun, or maybe a Super Shotgun. Back to basics (Quake style) Chainsaw.
"Nothing quite like the feeling of something newl"
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post #18 of 22
4/7/09 at 4:44am
>Always remember, the treachery of the old will win over the energy of the young every time.<

Not treachery, Tim. Cunning.

Like the time there were two bulls up on a hill, an old one and a young one, watching over the herd.

The young one says, "let's run down there and jump one of those heifers."
The old one responds, "let's walk down and jump them all."
They have taken the oath of the brother in blood, in leavened bread and salt. Rudyard Kipling
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post #19 of 22
4/8/09 at 6:30am
I saw this sign in Osaka. Should I be worried?
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post #20 of 22
4/9/09 at 10:03am
Only if you intend cooking on the space station.
They have taken the oath of the brother in blood, in leavened bread and salt. Rudyard Kipling
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post #21 of 22
4/11/09 at 11:50am
Nice "Colors" reference. I honestly don't understand what the big deal is though. there are only three places zombies exist: 1: Movies 2: Video Games 3: Literature (including comic books). They are not a real threat at.. OMIGOD!!! WHAT IS THAT!?!?!?! RRRRUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!! THEY'RE GONNA GET US!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA brrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnssssssssssssssssss... . gakjdgsdjgnlsdngsd... om nom nom nom ... brrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns.....
Bork Bork Bork!
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post #22 of 22
4/11/09 at 1:32pm
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I swear I have a couple of them working for me.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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