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post #1 of 77
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following on from Epi's fab, fun 5 letters thread, i thought this old chestnut might inspire you...Doesnt have to be culinary

The idea is, i start with 5 words and you add 5 words and so we make a story

Remember to quote the previous quote or we may get lost



The kitchen smelled of old...
"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?" Jo Brand
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"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?" Jo Brand
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post #2 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found....
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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post #3 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined . . .

(hey this could become rhyming poetry)
post #4 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!

Invention, my dear friends, is ninety-three percent perspiration, six percent electricity, four percent evaporation, and two percent butterscotch ripple

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Invention, my dear friends, is ninety-three percent perspiration, six percent electricity, four percent evaporation, and two percent butterscotch ripple

My Author Page

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post #5 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined
to find some tasty food!
Closing time was coming near
It's a wonderful thing to be spoiled in the way of food.
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It's a wonderful thing to be spoiled in the way of food.
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post #6 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!
Closing time was coming near
and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.
http://www.onceachef.com/ is my personal blog where I share many recipes, my passion for cooking, and all things food.
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http://www.onceachef.com/ is my personal blog where I share many recipes, my passion for cooking, and all things food.
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post #7 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!
Closing time was coming near and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.

Dirty dishes were piled up

(we're going to need a superhero in this story)
post #8 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!
Closing time was coming near and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.
Dirty dishes were piled up
in the unused steam kettle.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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post #9 of 77
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Superchef was not concerned, he
"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?" Jo Brand
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"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?" Jo Brand
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post #10 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!
Closing time was coming near and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.
Dirty dishes were piled up in the unused steam kettle.


Superchef was not concerned, he had seen ratatouille, figured movies'
cooking with all your senses.....
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cooking with all your senses.....
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post #11 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!
Closing time was coming near and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.
Dirty dishes were piled up in the unused steam kettle.


Superchef was not concerned, he had seen ratatouille, figured movies'
While he dove head first
Taste: The sensation derived from food, as interpreted thru the tongue to brain sensory system.
Flavor: The overall impression combining taste, odor, mouthfeel and trigeminal perception.
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Taste: The sensation derived from food, as interpreted thru the tongue to brain sensory system.
Flavor: The overall impression combining taste, odor, mouthfeel and trigeminal perception.
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post #12 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!
Closing time was coming near and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.
Dirty dishes were piled up in the unused steam kettle.

Superchef was not concerned, he had seen ratatouille, figured movies'
While he dove head first
into the task, Zeppelin ringing...
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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post #13 of 77
Superchef was not concerned, he had seen ratatouille, figured movies'
While he dove head first
into the task, Zeppelin ringing...

....in his left ear, only
They have taken the oath of the brother in blood, in leavened bread and salt. Rudyard Kipling
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They have taken the oath of the brother in blood, in leavened bread and salt. Rudyard Kipling
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post #14 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!
Closing time was coming near and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.
Dirty dishes were piled up in the unused steam kettle.

Superchef was not concerned, he had seen ratatouille, figured movies'
While he dove head first
into the task, Zeppelin ringing in his left ear, only pausing to dodge a flying....
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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post #15 of 77
Cleaver moving at warp speed
Taste: The sensation derived from food, as interpreted thru the tongue to brain sensory system.
Flavor: The overall impression combining taste, odor, mouthfeel and trigeminal perception.
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Taste: The sensation derived from food, as interpreted thru the tongue to brain sensory system.
Flavor: The overall impression combining taste, odor, mouthfeel and trigeminal perception.
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post #16 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!
Closing time was coming near and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.
Dirty dishes were piled up in the unused steam kettle.

Superchef was not concerned, he had seen ratatouille, figured movies'
While he dove head first into the task, Zeppelin ringing in his left ear, only pausing to dodge a flying cleaver moving at warp speed.
"Who flung a cleaver?" he....
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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post #17 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!

Closing time was coming near and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.
Dirty dishes were piled up in the unused steam kettle.

Superchef was not concerned, he had seen ratatouille, figured movies'
While he dove head first into the task, Zeppelin ringing in his left ear, only pausing to dodge a flying cleaver moving at warp speed.
"Who flung a cleaver?" he.... shouted as he pulled it....
Taste: The sensation derived from food, as interpreted thru the tongue to brain sensory system.
Flavor: The overall impression combining taste, odor, mouthfeel and trigeminal perception.
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Taste: The sensation derived from food, as interpreted thru the tongue to brain sensory system.
Flavor: The overall impression combining taste, odor, mouthfeel and trigeminal perception.
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post #18 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!

Closing time was coming near and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.
Dirty dishes were piled up in the unused steam kettle.

Superchef was not concerned, he had seen ratatouille, figured movies'
While he dove head first into the task, Zeppelin ringing in his left ear, only pausing to dodge a flying cleaver moving at warp speed
"Who flung a cleaver?" he.... shouted as he pulled it.....

out. Hmmm.....tastes like demi!
My latest musical venture!
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http://www.myspace.com/popshowband "I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table." Rodney Dangerfield RIP
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My latest musical venture!
http://myspace.com/nikandtheniceguys
 
Also
http://www.myspace.com/popshowband "I'm at the age when food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table." Rodney Dangerfield RIP
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post #19 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!
Closing time was coming near and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.
Dirty dishes were piled up in the unused steam kettle.

Superchef was not concerned, he had seen ratatouille, figured movies'
While he dove head first into the task, Zeppelin ringing in his left ear, only pausing to dodge a flying cleaver moving at warp speed
"Who flung a cleaver?" he shouted as he pulled it out. "Hmmm.....tastes like demi!, Demi Moore, that is !"
Suddenly...
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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post #20 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!
Closing time was coming near and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.
Dirty dishes were piled up in the unused steam kettle.

Superchef was not concerned, he had seen ratatouille, figured movies'
While he dove head first into the task, Zeppelin ringing in his left ear, only pausing to dodge a flying cleaver moving at warp speed
"Who flung a cleaver?" he shouted as he pulled it out. "Hmmm.....tastes like demi!, Demi Moore, that is !"Suddenly out of nowhere Demi appeared
post #21 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!
Closing time was coming near and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.
Dirty dishes were piled up in the unused steam kettle.

Superchef was not concerned, he had seen ratatouille, figured movies'
While he dove head first into the task, Zeppelin ringing in his left ear, only pausing to dodge a flying cleaver moving at warp speed
"Who flung a cleaver?" he shouted as he pulled it out. "Hmmm.....tastes like demi!, Demi Moore, that is !"Suddenly out of nowhere Demi appeared, smelling of old men's underwear.
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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post #22 of 77
rotfl......
cooking with all your senses.....
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cooking with all your senses.....
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post #23 of 77
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The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!
Closing time was coming near and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.
Dirty dishes were piled up in the unused steam kettle.

Superchef was not concerned, he had seen ratatouille, figured movies'
While he dove head first into the task, Zeppelin ringing in his left ear, only pausing to dodge a flying cleaver moving at warp speed
"Who flung a cleaver?" he shouted as he pulled it out. "Hmmm.....tastes like demi!, Demi Moore, that is !"Suddenly out of nowhere Demi appeared, smelling of old men's underwear. Suddenly, a naked old man
"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?" Jo Brand
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"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?" Jo Brand
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post #24 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!
Closing time was coming near and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.
Dirty dishes were piled up in the unused steam kettle.

Superchef was not concerned, he had seen ratatouille, figured movies'
While he dove head first into the task, Zeppelin ringing in his left ear, only pausing to dodge a flying cleaver moving at warp speed.
"Who flung a cleaver?" he shouted as he pulled it out. "Hmmm.....tastes like demi!, Demi Moore, that is !"Suddenly out of nowhere Demi appeared, smelling of old men's underwear. Suddenly, a naked old man,
with brie behind his ears...
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
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post #25 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!
Closing time was coming near and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.
Dirty dishes were piled up in the unused steam kettle.

Superchef was not concerned, he had seen ratatouille, figured movies'
While he dove head first into the task, Zeppelin ringing in his left ear, only pausing to dodge a flying cleaver moving at warp speed.
"Who flung a cleaver?" he shouted as he pulled it out. "Hmmm.....tastes like demi!, Demi Moore, that is !"Suddenly out of nowhere Demi appeared, smelling of old men's underwear. Suddenly, a naked old man, with brie behind his ears
streaked through the dining room
http://www.onceachef.com/ is my personal blog where I share many recipes, my passion for cooking, and all things food.
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http://www.onceachef.com/ is my personal blog where I share many recipes, my passion for cooking, and all things food.
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post #26 of 77
This is a horror story! :eek:
post #27 of 77
Thread Starter 
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!
Closing time was coming near and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.
Dirty dishes were piled up in the unused steam kettle.

Superchef was not concerned, he had seen ratatouille, figured movies'
While he dove head first into the task, Zeppelin ringing in his left ear, only pausing to dodge a flying cleaver moving at warp speed.
"Who flung a cleaver?" he shouted as he pulled it out. "Hmmm.....tastes like demi!, Demi Moore, that is !"Suddenly out of nowhere Demi appeared, smelling of old men's underwear. Suddenly, a naked old man,
with brie behind his ears...launched his crusty self at
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"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?" Jo Brand
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"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?" Jo Brand
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post #28 of 77
Thread Starter 
We must'v been writing at the same time Pete. I'll put yours in

The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!
Closing time was coming near and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.
Dirty dishes were piled up in the unused steam kettle.

Superchef was not concerned, he had seen ratatouille, figured movies'
While he dove head first into the task, Zeppelin ringing in his left ear, only pausing to dodge a flying cleaver moving at warp speed.
"Who flung a cleaver?" he shouted as he pulled it out. "Hmmm.....tastes like demi!, Demi Moore, that is !"Suddenly out of nowhere Demi appeared, smelling of old men's underwear. Suddenly, a naked old man, with brie behind his ears..streaked through the dining room, launching his crusty self at
"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?" Jo Brand
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"If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?" Jo Brand
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post #29 of 77
The kitchen smelled of old men's underwear that Bughut found.
The rats there seemed determined to find some tasty food!
Closing time was coming near and tomorrow's menu wasn't written.
Dirty dishes were piled up in the unused steam kettle.

Superchef was not concerned, he had seen ratatouille, figured movies'
While he dove head first into the task, Zeppelin ringing in his left ear, only pausing to dodge a flying cleaver moving at warp speed.
"Who flung a cleaver?" he shouted as he pulled it out. "Hmmm.....tastes like demi!, Demi Moore, that is !"Suddenly out of nowhere Demi appeared, smelling of old men's underwear. Suddenly, a naked old man, with brie behind his ears..streaked through the dining room, launching his crusty self at
at three drunk, rich women.
http://www.onceachef.com/ is my personal blog where I share many recipes, my passion for cooking, and all things food.
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http://www.onceachef.com/ is my personal blog where I share many recipes, my passion for cooking, and all things food.
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post #30 of 77
Dripping in jewels, gold and
cooking with all your senses.....
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cooking with all your senses.....
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