“I can't cook. I use a smoke alarm as a timer.”
Carol Siskind, American Comedianne.
Always remember: If you're alone in the kitchen and you drop the lamb, you can always just pick it up. Who's going to know? Julia Child
I think every woman should have a blowtorch. -Julia Child
The best way to execute French cooking is to get good and loaded and whack the **** out of a chicken. Bon appétit. -Julia Child
Dieting got really big in the '60s, when fashion models were very thin. They weren't always, you know! Now we're eating all this fat-free, fake stuff, and we're getting fat anyway because we're not satisfied. -Julia Child
If you’re afraid of butter, just use cream. -Julia Child
Personally, I don't think pure vegetarianism is a healthy lifestyle. I've often wondered to myself: Does a vegetarian look forward to dinner, ever? -Julia Child