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Has anyone else suffered from really bad chefs a** here? What are the best techniques to avoid it?
post #2 of 13
more time in the pantry and less time by the fryers.......if you know what I mean...
post #3 of 13
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lol eh? No things you can use? Do you know many people that suffer, i have two friends that do.
post #4 of 13
what like swamp butt? Only when it's over 95 degrees outside and I am in jeans all day doing yardwork. In the kitchen I wear full cotton boxer briefs (not boxers, need some support) and 50/50 cotton/poly chef pants, baggy ones. Got to breathe down there or your in trouble.  Take a shower at the end of every shift and towel dry, then don't get dressed if you have the privacy or just wear the towel.
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post #5 of 13
Girls aren't immune from that and I have found that baggy breathable pants, cotton undies both upstairs and down go a long way towards keeping comfortable in the heat of things.  Being a smallish girl (think Lauren Bacall.. tallish and slim) I can get away with the cotton sports bras with no worries of giving the boys an unexpected show!
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post #6 of 13
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post #7 of 13
LMAO  too funny!!!!
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post #8 of 13
Hey now -- don't laugh too hard! Anti Monkey Butt powder WORKS! Comes in male and female, I think. I get mine at the local Ace hardware.

BH
post #9 of 13
Was that Ace Hardware, or As_ Hardware. And they really have Mr & Miss Monkey Butt Powder ???? I'm sticking with corn starch, when I take a bath it makes a nice slurry................Chef Bill
post #10 of 13
OK OK... keep it clean here. 
post #11 of 13
It reminds me of the time when the cooks really ticked me off,-long story- They used to keep a box of cornstrach in the freezer for just such occasions. I went in there and filled the cornstarch box with powdered sugar. BWAHAHAHAHAHA.
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post #12 of 13
I love the Anti-Monkey Butt powder!    If you can' find it, try Gold Bond EXTRA STRENGTH powder (green container).  It's sold everywhere plus it clears up the itch overnight.
post #13 of 13
When I worked line, I just used baby or talcum powder, liberal dusting to keep skin from chafing.

When it came to um.... discomfort in unmentionable areas, I would wipe with anti-fungal cream, a.k.a athelet's foot cream.  Problem would clear up very quickly.
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