Sorry gypsy.. good fellows sounds like they were cutting something less like garlic than flour....

(Titomike thanks for the explanation, one less sleepless mother tonight!)
So.. as far as the original question, I've tried presses, I don't "get" what the hell the press does? More often than not it just clogs up and I end up with a couple small rice like garlic pieces, and a puddle of juice/pulp sitting inside it. It looks like a mini ricer, that works for potatoes that have been softened. What is that supposed to do for me with garlic? How did that speed up anything?
I am a firm believer in striking the clove. You don't have to smash it so hard things go flying, just enough to fracture the internal structure some, then chop it. The chop ends up a dice. Yes it can be sticky, but if you are avoiding a technique because your knife got "ewww icky" then I refuse to speak to you... well not really... but you get the point.