this was posted on another non-food forum I frequent.
But the staggering pretention levels are a real turnoff. Like the "Chicken Keller's Way." Cracks me up every time. I think I've mentioned before it's like a Seinfeld episode.
Kramer: Chicken Keller's Way, Keller's Way, you've gotta try chicken Keller's Way.
Jerry: Whaaah, what's this, chicken Keller's Way. You've been on about it for days.
Kramer: It's the best, you have to remember to eat the little scallop of meat underneath it, it's a special treat for the cook!
Jerry: But what is it? It's chicken? How good can chicken be?
Kramer: I'm not telling. It's a secret.
George: What's this? Chicken Keller's Way? Who's Keller?
Elaine: Oooohh, Keller. I know Keller.
George: Who's Keller?
Elaine [reading a magazine, gesturing]: He's this guy, he cooks chicken with nothing.
Kramer: Nooooo! Don't give up the secret!
Elaine: Yeah, he's famous. He cooks chicken with nothing. They call it, get this: Chicken. Keller's Way.
George: So you're telling me this man is famous.
Elaine: Yyyyyyep! Famous!
George: Because he makes a chicken. A chicken... with nothing.
Kramer: Ahhhhhh! [storms out of Jerry's apartment]
George: I can't get a job. Why didn't I think of chicken with nothing?
Jerry: I dunno, but I gotta try some of this chicken with nothing.
Elaine: It's not chicken with nothing. It's Chicken, Keller's Way.
Jerry: Whatever it is, I gotta try it!
George: I gotta go. My mother is cooking chicken for dinner. [grabs coat, leaves muttering, shaking his head] Chicken with nothing.... Chicken with nothing....